overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them
We’re all going to be like
prepare your stashes of food, water and a comfy pillow to rest your head in: YOU SHALL NOT SEPARATE FROM YOUR COMPUTER THIS NOVEMBER!November is when I apply to universities Fuck
it’s also my birthday.
most relatable marina tweets
My taste in music ranges from “you need to listen to this” to “I know, please don’t judge me.”
Bitchy Teachers: We all have one.what bothers me about this scene is not just how the teacher treats drake but the fact drake had actually READ and ENJOYED a classic novel and no one even praised him for it because i mean it’sdrake
Does anyone else remember the emotionally-unstable candy girl called Millicent on Suite Life Of Zack And Cody?
“you’re only doing that for attention”
WHAT I DONT GET IS WHY PEOPLE TURN OUT TO BE MURDERERS AND STUFF WHEN THEY COULD BE MAKING PEOPLE SMILE AND LAUGH WTF THATS PROBABLY THE MOST SATISFYING THING IN THE WORLD WHY WOULD YOU PASS THAT UP FOR KILLING PEOPLE
Clearly you’ve never had the pleasure of watching the fear in mans eyes as the life flees the wreckage of his body.
i am going to call the police
mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths